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  CUT SOAP

Wooo! After my "Booty Call" experience, after the greatest player got played, I became wiser. Well, that is another lesson learnt. Nothing spoil. Man must press on! Aje, she motivated me. I was on a new level, high spirit saving up to get a new whip. This time, I was gonna cop a Chevrolet. You know the saying "Chevy for big boys". No be onlyZino sabi drive Chevy na. I doubled my hustling spirit but broke days are certain. Brokelyn served me my own breakfast and I was eating it real fine. Bruhhh, i soaked garri ehhhn with plenty groundnut, I call it "epa galore" but i am too focused to be distracted. Chevy is the goal. I can't wait to pull up on Bianca and slap her with money. Kpk, who go visit me baii! 😂

 So far so good, I jammed this online investment scheme and it looked bigger and lucrative. I invested my first savings which is 100K and the money was trippled in a week. Omo! Finally my Chevy dream can come true. I stayed low key from my guys because I was not ready to go broke at least not before I cop my Chevy. I was eager to put more money in this magic box so I gathered the 300K I already have with some lil change, roughly 50K. Deep inside of me, something was telling me my act will boomerang but the high price won't let me listen. Its a Friday, I have made my calculations. If I should invest on a Friday then by Monday I will be in merry. Moma je Jackpot! Smart calculations you would say. I haven't been to church in a while, but this Sunday is special. I woke very early as the service begins 7:30. After a clean bath, I picked my Sunday's best and asked my friend to come pick me up. What type of dance I no dance. My happy feet move no be for here! In fact I did a thanksgiving of the money to come but I withdrew the medium through which the money is coming. I didn't give the church a full gist.

 On Sunday night, we chilled out and got some Olmeca tequila drink. I was psyched. In fact, I slept naked! The next day, Monday morning, I woke up very late with a banging headache. One can tell its from the previous night drinks. Hangover is real. I picked up my phone and signed in to my profile for the online investment scheme. The page wouldn't load. I thought it was network issues so i refreshed the page and try signing in again but the same shit. Bruhh, my banging headache vanished. My dizzy eyes were widely opened. The site has crashed! My money is gone! I went to check the founder's page on Instagram, the account has been taken down. Whatttt! I am in soup! I cried like a toddler. I cried and cried! No more chevy!  This user has been swindled. When you see me around ehn, just shower me with funds, food, kisses and hugs and you can also play me dorime! For i truly need it!

Be careful what you invest in online. Scam is real!

By Lolu Opaniyi

IG @lolvcci

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