BOOTY CALL ( A short story )

 

                                                       BOOTY CALL   ( A short story )

It's summer and some vacation to unwind and let our head out. I lodged a week in Havana Suites and we were having a block party. Goddamn I spotted this hot chick. She was gonna ghost but trust me I am a handful. As a sharp guy, I made my move with my usual line "hey Santorini". That enough won her spell bound. She smiled and deep inside of me I knew things were gonna turn out pretty fine. I ordered her a bottle of tequila. Another way to sweep her off her feet. Not just a sweet guy but got some talking pocket and fat bank account. We chatted a lil before she told me she needed a stroll. Bruhhhh, I was gonna say that as well. One could say this girl was leading me on. Emi original gangster, I subrscirbed to the idea and strolled towards the karaoke bar. The shocker !!! I asked for the mic and sang her "lovebirds" by canice rml. Omo i could tell I've played a fast one on her. She hugged me severally and spoiled a badman with kisses and some twerk moves. Meanwhile, I was just catching my sub, it is what we do now. When you know your game too well you go beyond telling a girl you just want that thing under their skirt directly. You make a full script and act your own role. Natural dialogues and gestures. Bruhh, After the twerk moves, my third leg was already gearing up. The babe asked for my name. I told her Everest. Cheiii! I'm good with names too. Total package for the culture. I asked for her name too, she told me "Bianca". Woah!!! This is going well. Oh you wondering why we are just getting to know each others name after these treat that went down ? Bruhhhh, up your game! You dont always hit on a girl or start a convo asking for her name. There are levels to this shits abeg. You can hit me up later for hints but in the meantime I gotta finish my story

 

You all would know what followed after we left the karaoke right ? Book a hotel room right or take her to the house ? No! It all was supposed to happen in a boot. This babe was all over me by the time we would get to my Hyundai SUV car. I told her to let us use the backseat. She said "No boy, I'm a wild girl you know!  Lemme give you some boot treat". That line got to me bruhh. The babe was ready to hit me raw I thought in my mind. I proceeded to the boot. High me. After all the VSOP. I haven't pulled the boot string from the driver seat. Lemme help with that she said. I throw the keys to her. She opened the door, entered the car and the next thing bruhhh, this babe drove off. Nothing gets to a drunk. I thought she wanted to test drive or was pulling some stunt. So I slept hoping by the time I wake she would have been back. Till tomorrow I still keep sleeping hoping she would come back someday.

No pity me! After all I got some mulla but that SUV car was my fav.

 

By Lolu Opaniyi

IG @lolvcci